"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
why did they let a two inch mouse join their soccer team
how could he be beneficial in any way whatsoever
this movie man
THE MOST UNDERAPPRECIATED JOKE OF ALL TIME
*breaks into Disneyland during the purge*
*and steals all the merch*
*save the small world children slaves*
*wear Ariel’s dress and skip around the park*
*swims in The Rivers Of America*
*climbs Sleeping Beauty Castle*
*eats all of the Mickey Premium Bars*
*flies on Tinkerbell’s firework zipline*
*sleeps in the cinderella castle suite*
Leonardo DiCaprio embarrassing me for the 29986th time.
I live for these moments.
Stop Chris Pratt before it’s too late 2k14
why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists
because the prisons aren’t actually full of rapists
the rapists run free and the prisons are full of people charged with weed possession
Tyrion Lannister Appreciation: [Day 1] Favorite Season → Season 1
Women have an unfair advantage in business because they can get to the top in much fewer steps. An MRA cartoon.
- credit to Poopy Palpy